Sara

Well, I do. - Oh, no.

No, no, no. That's cheating. That's cheating.

Well, I'm glad to see you're keeping lovely and clean for your members.

Mmm, yes.

Do you think we should make that a competition prize, couldn't we, eh?

Christmas competition. Whoever wins can come and scrub your back.

Are you offering?

No, not me. You know. I bet you'd get lots of entries for that.

Really? - Yeah.

And who's going to shave, yeah?

Ooh, well. - Who's going to shave me?

Oh, I think that would have to be... I think they'd have to pay to enter that competition.

Who's going to shave my boobs, huh?

Mmm. - Yeah?

Well, are you thinking of having them shaved again?

No. Well...

I am getting somewhat fluffy.

Are you? - Yes.

Well, I don't know. It's all fluffy and white where I can see. That's odd.

You do look rather nice in the bath, though. - I think it's lovely.

You look nice in the bath or out of it.

Nothing like having a bath or two, though.

Oh, yeah. Yes, and this is nothing like having a bath or two.

No, I mean, I normally like one of my lady friends.

Do you? - Yeah.

Ooh, well. Well, next time, you must let me know and I'll come round and I'll do the honours and we get a lovely duo bath set.

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