Coach said I could ride the bench, he didn't know I'm a switch hitter.

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Some wood, silicone, clear acrylic, and a touch of oil made for some mighty pleasurable bench ridin'. Necessity is the mother of invention, and some genius somewhere knew how badly I needed to get fucked by a rubber corn cob wrapped in lamb skin. Fucking genius.