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They don't smell that bad.

I mean they smell, but it's not like, "Oh my God, get away from me," bad.

No, they just smell that bad.

Why?

Because they're ugly.

How about how do your feet smell?

Like, Doritos like yours?

I love Doritos.

My feet don't smell that bad.

Just like corn chips.

Oh my God, I have my college roommate.

Her feet stink so bad.

Like, really like, smell like stank up corn chips mixed with mayonnaise and pickles.

Something like that.

I used to have to tell her, "Girl, you need to put some powder in your shoes or something

and your feet stink so bad."

It's the nastiest way.

I know.

That is nasty.

I just wash mine off.

A little soap.

I used to have lotion where I used to wash my feet before I go to bed.

I need a pedicure too, for real.

Yeah, I was going to say that too.

I think it's time.

You guys see, my diamonds fell off my toe.

Are you going to say diamonds in that orange lipstick?

and hot sauce like queso corn tortillas.

-And fries.

Oh!

We're just a tan.

I'm it!

Yep, they smell pretty bad.

Pretty darn bad.

Alright, let me see how your feet smell.

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